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Y leo Slashdot porque…

Y la razón por la que leo Slashdot [1] es por los comentarios. Muchas veces, son basura. Pero muchas otras se da un humor colectivo muy cagado. Hoy salió un artículo de que un juez en gringolandia determinó que no se puede despedir a alguien por navegar en el trabajo [2]. Y la siguiente cadena de comentarios aparecieron:

  • I love my job!
    by crazyjeremy
    So, they give me a laptop… I get multple T3 internet connections, pay me to work… free bagels on Fridays, free coffee every day, and they can’t fire me for searching for funny pictures and adding them to http://users.mtrx.net/funnypics [3]?

    Wow… cool!

    • Re:I love my job!
      by Quaoar
      This is Jerry, you know, your boss? You’re fired. Be sure to return your office supplies to Karen on your way out.

      • Re:I love my job!
        by catch23
        This is Kevin, your boss. You can given Karen your office supplies too. I am not going to babysit kids posting on Slashdot during working hours.

        • Re:I love my job!
          by TWX
          This is Karen, your office manager. I don’t want your damn office supplies, putting them away distracts from my time spent surfing the web. Just pretend that you used them up and throw them in the trash can on your way out…

          • Re:I love my job!
            by Golias
            Hi Karen, this is Ed, the CEO.

            Sorry your web surfing was interrupted by fired employees trying to hand you old office supplies. Please, please, don’t quit. As you know, without a good office manager, the whole company is doomed because all executives are helpless children. A fruit basket has been sent to your desk, and your clothing stipend will be doubled. Also, your job title has been escalated yet again, from “secretary” to “receptionist” to “office manager” to “company overlord.”

            Thank you for your patience, and also for helping me write this. Why don’t you take the afternoon off for another massage? We’ll get a temp to handle the phones for you, as usual.

            • Re:I love my job!
              by LiquidCoooled
              Hi, this is Joe, your ex loyal customer.

              Since you lot spend so much time posting on Slashdot, I found another vendor.

              Joe.

              • Re:I love my job!
                by geminidomino
                Joe, this is your wife.

                Since you spend all your time posting on Slashdot and looking for vendors, I’m leaving you for the metermaid.

Lo que me impresiona es que no siguieran más.

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2 Comments To "Y leo Slashdot porque…"

#1 Comment By SACC On abril 25, 2006 @ 3:39 PM

Vuelve a visitarltu liga, le siguieron mas.

#2 Comment By diego On abril 27, 2006 @ 4:38 PM

¿Ora que pedo? :P